We at Simeon Partners have recently happened upon an incredible commodity which we are piling into as fast as we can. It’s called gold, and we believe that it’s really worth its weight in gold.
In fact, we have tracked the data back as far as we can, and gold has never been worth less than the equivalent weight in gold. It’s unbelievable! We have never come across a commodity that holds its value so consistently relative to the gold standard.
At Simeon, we are dedicated to making investment decisions on the basis of archaic sayings. So get in touch with one of our client liaison officers, and we can get you some gold for your retirement.
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